LOL Time! The 13 Funniest Tweets from Women to Brighten Your Day
Long time no see! Welcome back to “LOL Time!”, our new segment designed to brighten your day! Huffington Post does a great segment rounding up what they consider the funniest tweets from women each week! Today we’re going to show you some of our favorites. Let’s check it out and prepare to laugh!
my shoppe is called Birch & Mortar & Twine & Twill & Grayson & Max & Blush & Rustle & Oak & Ash & Iron & Maple & Soot & Honey. we sell things that hold other things. we don’t accept money. I love marble. I have some in my house 🙂 see you then!
— Catherine Cohen (@catccohen) January 29, 2019
me: nice earrings
him: for the last time they’re Air Pods
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) January 28, 2019
can’t wait to wear a beautiful white wedding dress so i can hear my friends & family gasp & say “oooo a sickly victorian ghost, everyone run”
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) January 31, 2019
I don’t want clothes that spark joy. I want clothes in which I can pause in a doorway, look over a shoulder, and utter something devastating before exiting.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 6, 2019
i used to think there was nothing scarier than skateboarding boys, but a gaggle of teenage girls wearing those tiny dua lipa sunglasses just glared at me in starbucks and i nearly burst into tears
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) February 4, 2019
Afternoon me: Ooh, I can bake this salmon, do some potatoes, sautée some spinach and arugula. That’ll be good.
Evening me: *eats a sleeve of thin mints*
— Nichole ✨✨✨ (@tnwhiskeywoman) January 21, 2019
If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you
— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) January 19, 2019
It always cracks me up in movies when a guy buys a girl a puppy as a gift. Like that’s not just an extra couple hundred dollars a month to keep alive.
— Quinta. (@quintabrunson) February 7, 2019
A woman walked into the gym wearing workout clothes & carrying a full-sized pizza box.
I think I just found my new personal trainer.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 13, 2019
When you’re at a party and you spend four hours unsure how to leave, that’s called a Brexit.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) January 15, 2019
You don’t need to wait for someone to ask where you got your dress. You can just open with “THIS DRESS WAS ELEVEN DOLLARS AT TARGET.”
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 7, 2019
I’m going to introduce the tiny, useless pocket on my jacket sleeve to the tiny, useless pocket on my jeans so they can hook up and make tiny, useless pocket babies.
— Just J (@junejuly12) November 6, 2018
Did you guys know that you can buy workout clothes and not workout in them? There’s no law against it, they don’t even check
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) November 8, 2018
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